I am made of chocolate now. And melting.

Is this, like, cosmic karma for all     the times   I talked about how much I liked eating chocolate?

So I woke up in this room after dreaming that I'd gotten all my favorite weapons back. Somehow, though, getting the weapons involved me being in the clothes I'd bought after selling them.

When I woke up, I was dressed in a red swimsuit and several pole-arms were on the floor.

...what just happened?

AND IS WAKING UP IN LESS-THAN-CLOTHED CONDITION BECOMING A SET ROUTINE FOR ME, BY THE HOTEL?! IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

Well, I suppose that after having three really nice rooms in a row, I was about due for a really sucky one. Which this one is.

Really sucky.

An *indecipherable Yong string of curses* room.







The previous three days have been very restful, quiet. Allowing me to restock on weapons, catch up on sleep. I wonder if it's a calm before the storm...

Finally.

FINALLY.

My room is AWESOME.

THERE ARE BLADES ALL OVER MY FLOOR! It's like - someone went into my dreams and came out and dumped the contents of it all over my floor.

It's just what I need after I went insane and SOLD my weapons for CLOTHES. Gods.

Oooh. Lookit that, lookit that - I think that's a FULL SIZED claymore! And a pair of saix, ooh, a scimitar, very curvy, I just want to run my finger up and down it and blood it right and............oooooooh!

KRIS!

...I get to keep these things, right? RIGHT!?

Don't mind me shoving things inside my bags.

I...

Yesterday was....

What did I do?!

When I woke up today the walls were bleeding. Some of it got onto my white swimsuit, and I....

WHY AM I WEARING A WHITE SWIMSUIT?!

Someone tell me I'm still asleep. Please. That today and yesterday are all just some really horrible dream. I mean, up to a certain point yesterday. The times before that were more than nice. But AFTER....

....where is my third scroll of weapons?!

It's strange. Walking into my room today, and suddenly everything seemed to make...not more sense, or less. Just different sense.

It's odd how, in hindsight, things that seemed so important seem not so. And things you disliked don't seem so bad now. 

GODS I am packing way too much steel.

Mistletoe makes a pretty awesome dart, and the berry is poisonous - therefore useful. But what's the deal with it being so prominent lately?

((OOC: So sorry for my unexpected hiatus. Finals + break = scrambling to go home to Manila = not a lot of activity.

Also, Okami and FF12 are intensely distracting.))

I'm...I'm pregnant. 

How - I mean - how....why.... 




...more worryingly, NEJI is pregnant. And a girl. 

Oh god. Does that mean this hotel could turn ME into a BOY if it wanted?

My brain, she melts.

This room is -

surprisingly normal. The walls are a normal color. The tv turns off and on at my command; there is no strange lifeforms; no strangeness. The furniture is pure vintage hotel-standard. It is a suite, though, so lots of room, and slightly larger beds.

I haven't met my roomie yet, unfortunately. Or fortunately? I don't know - never met this Zack guy.

Oh yes, and my hair is now blue. Minor note, that. It's kind of like the time Lee accidentally turned my hair green.